Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Spankings

Our friend, who spanks his son, recently increased the number of spanks he gives for misbehavior from 3 to 5.

Son: Why are you giving me more spankings?

Father: Because you are bigger now. As you get bigger, I will give you more spanks.

Son: Then I don't want to get bigger! I want to stay small!

Later...

Son: Will eating this make me bigger? Yes? Then I don't want it! Will drinking water make me bigger? Yes? Then I don't want to drink any more water!

... Can't argue with that kid's logic.

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