Papa: I can't sleep.
Mama: Well, then why don't you get up and do something productive, like go wash the dishes?
Papa: Thank you so much for helping baby, I am starting to get sleepy already!
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Sunday, April 7, 2013
Eating Babies
Sarah has concluded all by herself that mothers eat their babies, since, of course, they have them in their tummies.
Sometimes she has crackers in her hand and says that they are babies that she is eating.
Papa (testing her reaction): Sarah, when you were very little, Mama ate you up, and that is why you were in her tummy.
Sarah (laughs): Silly Papa!
(Maybe she is growing out of it now.)
Sometimes she has crackers in her hand and says that they are babies that she is eating.
Papa (testing her reaction): Sarah, when you were very little, Mama ate you up, and that is why you were in her tummy.
Sarah (laughs): Silly Papa!
(Maybe she is growing out of it now.)
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Remembering Terry Bartos
This morning Terry Bartos passed away. She will be remembered as the daughter of a hard-fighting woman and someone who went through many trials and troubles in her life.
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